5 Things You Should Know to Survive Monday June 17 2013
12 Things To Leave Behind in 2012
#12. Twilight
The Franchise is over so can we stop with the #TeamEdward or #TeamJacob before I #TeamHurl over the non-expressive, home-wrecker Kristen Stewart.
#11. Violence
After so many horrible events that happened this year, can we just live in peace? I am over the violence towards each other. Victims and their families are in my prayers.
#10. Internet Ignorance
No, I am not talking about sexting. I am referring to everyone fighting over the dumbest political things. Cough Cough Chick Fil A, Elections, Gun Control, Gay Marriage Cough Cough. Can’t we respect others opinion without taking it to cruel places or defriendships?
#9. 3D Movies
I am so over these movies. They make my eyes hurt and my wallet empty. Waste of technology.
#8. Young Hollywood Relationships
Justin Bieber/ Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have officially killed my interest in their love life. I am over if they are together and with whom. No one cares anymore. Heed the warning Chris Brown and Rhianna.
#7. Non-Smart Phone Users
Come on guys, get your life in order and decide #TeamDroid or #TeamiPhone. Its not that hard. I want to play you in apps but I can’t because you are stuck in the ’09s. I gave you a window period to switch over but its 2013 and this is ridiculous.
#6. Abraham Lincoln
Why was this guy so popular this year? First he killed vampires, next he is married to Sally Field then you are promoting your car. You are done Mr. Lincoln; enjoy your stay on the 5 dollar bill.
#5. 50 Shades Of Grey
Dumbest BOOK ever!! I can’t believe I am saying this over Twilight. YIKES!!! It is unfathomable that people want a movie out of the series. Girls, just watch Skin-Omax or HB-ho. Pornos have a storyline. I personally wouldn’t know… I usually fast forward to the action; KIDDING!!
#4. Peplum Skirts
They were cute for a hot second. However, unless you are a size 00 or 0, the skirt makes you look like you stole the table skirt from the buffet line because your belly looks huge!
#3. Cancellations Of My New Favorite TV Show
I am sick of watching a brand new series to only find out the network cancelled the show due to low ratings. RIP this years casualties - GCB, Emily Owens, M.D., and Partners.
#2. Honey Boo-Boo…HATERS!
This girl is hilarious and their family is the bomb! Stop the hate on Alana. This show makes you feel good. I had no clue how elegant my life was until I saw this family. Thanks TLC for this show ;)
#1. Gangnam Style
Do I need to explain how overrated this song, dance, revolution has gotten? When Football players do it as their touchdown dance then something is wrong with the world. I am so glad the song came out after the Olympics. I couldn’t bare Ryan Lochte doing the dance after swimming to Gold.
Honorable Mentions
Ryan Lochte
Call Me Maybe
End Of The World Theories / Jokes
Fox News
